Cyber Monday? Naw, Cyber Week: Buy Some Cheap Porn

Upset that you didn't take advantage of all the internet's sweet deals on Cyber Monday? Dry those tears, pervert, we have you covered. Our online porn store is offering fat discounts on many DVDs (even new releases) and even fatter discounts when you order three or four items at once. Not sure what to buy? Check out some of our favorites.

Chemistry 4: In the "Chemistry" series, Tristan Taormino took one of the most basic reality TV concepts (a bunch of strangers living in a house together) and turned it into fantastic porn goodness. "Chemistry 4" (also known as "The Orgy Edition") features Penny Flame, Adrianna Nicole, Sinnamon Love, Tyler Knight, Evan Stone, and Johnny Sins hanging out, learning about tantra, and, yes, fucking to their heart's content. And unlike most of reality TV, none of what happens on camera here is faked.

Belladonna's How To Fuck!: You love Belladonna (and if you think you don't, you do--you just don't know it yet). And she loves to fuck. In "How To Fuck!", she rounds up a fantastic group of costars (Katsuni, Mark Wood, and Mr. Pete) to talk about the ins and outs of the ol' in and out--while also rhapsodizing on nutrition, physical fitness, and how good health leads to good sex. Oh, and there's a bunch of boning in it too, guys.

The Human Sexipede: It takes a truly perverted mind to turn "The Human Centipede" into a porno movie--but luckily, Lee Roy Myers is perverted in the best possible way. Steering clear of anything truly gross (no scat, guys), "Sexipede" is a parody in the truest sense, gently making fun of its inspiration while making time for a whole lot of hot sex too.

Man Vs. Pussy: Part porn film, part documentary, part epic struggle that celebrates the triumph of the human spirit over a tired penis, "POPPORN's Man Vs. Pussy" has long been one of our favorite movies of all time. Anthony Rosano is challenged to complete five separate sex scenes with five different women in twelve hours, all while dealing with strange scripts, diverse settings, a gaggle of sadistic directors, and his own fatigued flesh.

Gangbanged: There have been other entries in the "Gangbanged" series, but the first has a special place in our hearts. It gave us Lisa Ann's first gangbang, Bobbi Starr's first double anal, and lots and lots of insightful interviews with the stars and their male partners courtesy of the brilliant and empathetic director Mason. Despite the fact that these two babes reach drastically different milestones in this movie, they both walk away from their experiences with great pride in their hearts (not to mention a ton of jizz on their bodies).

By the way, if you buy three items, you get 20% off your final order, and if you buy four items, you get 25% off. Make this the year you get smut for all of your friends.

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