Aria Austin Is Not Girlfriend Material, And Everyone Is OK with That

"I don't do relationships," says 24-year-old Aria Austin following her first (filmed) gangbang. "Which is probably best right now."

Earlier that day Austin (who's from Austin!!), wearing a skimpy French Maid's outfit (and is "French Maid" ever not accompanied by the word "skimpy"?), enters a room whilst languidly swinging a dust brush. Then she notices a big, bare mattress in the middle of the room. On that mattress is a dildo, so she uses it. Then Leya Falcon comes in and fucks her. Then Leya Falcon leaves (this is all just like a dream I had), then five guys fuck Aria.

Any you know what? None of those things was remotely interesting to me.

Following the last eye-aimed cumshot, though, Austin wraps herself in a towel and, still in her socks, gives a charming interview to director Mike Quasar in which we get to hear her great Texas drawl and learn that she recently came to California after failing sex rehab.

"Yeah, I fucked my therapist," she says. "I kinda persuaded him."

"We should make a whole other movie," Quasar says.

That's the movie that needs to be made.

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