Truth in Advertising: “Everybody Loves Kagney Linn Karter”

Someone built like Kagney Linn Karter (and yes, there is construction involved) can do no wrong, porn-wise, yet the KLK is such a hard worker that she stretches what could have been a successful one-note career into a delightful series of vampy, corny, sweet, and dirty roles.

Karter got her start dancing, winning Deja Vu Showgirl of the Year before she entered porn. Eventually she landed a contract with Zero Tolerance, which has released this 2-disc compilation.

Now Karter is a free agent again, but can capitalize on her porn success with an even more rigorous dancing schedule around the country.

Of course "Everybody Loves Kagney Linn Karter" has its share of standard-issue Stacked Blonde fare, with KLK affecting the pouting "Hit Me One More Time" vocal fry of 1998 Britney Spears for a line like "Mmmm, my pussy's wet. I wanna fuck."

And all that is fine, but she also gives a confident, scenery-chewing performance as Clarice Starling opposite similarly scenery-chewing Anthony Rosano in "The Silence of the Lambs" parody.

Karter knows she's a fuck-doll, and can work that persona onscreen, but she's also deft as a pinup bombshell, glamor girl, or all-business Porn Valley mercenary, in addition to being unafraid to make fun of herself.

This is why it's fun to watch her. Different in every scene, she really gives everyone something to love.

· Follow Kagney Linn Karter on Twitter
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· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
· Buy "Everybody Loves Kagney Linn Karter" (gamelink.com)