“Untamed Teens 3”: Domestication Never, Penetration Now!

In the Sumerian epic of Gilgamesh, Shamhat civilizes the feral beast Enkidu by having sex with him. Let it be known that it doesn't work the other way around. You may bed these babes as much as you (er, actually, they) want, but when it's done, they're heading back to the forest, punching through dead logs, and eating whatever tasty morsels are crawling about within.

And we wouldn't have it any other way. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised if the hard fucking that goes down in this film actually eradicates whatever trace of civilized life exists in these fine young females.

Take Ciara Bugatti for example. Her name is Ciara Bugatti, like the fine automobile, so obviously she designed her porn persona to appear high class, fast, and opulent. But that was before she teamed up with Gigi to tackle a trio of turgid cocks. Do the math: two girls, three dicks, somebody is going to have to work overtime to prevent any third-wheel feelings from blossoming, and the energy required to keep their asses filled with cock while sharing spitroasting duties is enough to change these ladies forever. Gigi can stay Gigi because her name might as well be ancient. Ciara Bugatti will soon change into Ciara Cerigyn Nojan (Mongolian war horses, they're serious business).

What is it that turns a woman wild? It's not a question of turning women wild, it's a human thing. Debbie White, whose name paints a picture of a prototypical Western woman, knows how to posture and pose to seem sexually alluring: her tongue-on-teeth face makes us melt instantly. But when her lover puts his hands on her throat, she loses all self-awareness and becomes a beautiful fuckbeast. You don't need to actually choke someone to set them off, just the mere suggestion of threatening a being's airways can unlock the primal parts of the brain. We call that Hottie Hacking.

The back of the box tells us that Lia Diamond was discovered in a tanning booth and asked for some cock. There aren't any pictures of this fair babe being rescued from the melanoma machine, but just the thought of a young woman being freed from the tyranny of tanning, fucked savagely in her mouth and pussy, and then released into the wild makes us want to get down on our knees and worship the sun. If Lia wants to get a tan, she's going to have to beg the sky to deliver it; we think that's fucking hot.

"Untamed Teens 3" makes us realize that no amount of hiking or meditating in the lonesome woods will ever get us closer to the Earth. If we want to reconnect with our roots, we will have to nourish them with the sweat of sex.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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