Where Most Utopias Fail, “Mother Lovers Society 9” Suceeds

What is it that causes most utopian experiments to fail? A lack of organization? Scarcity of resources? Too great of a focus on celibacy? (Definitely that last one.) We can't say for sure, but we know that the "Mother Lovers Society" has been going strong for years, and we'd gladly toil in their fields to get closer to them.

We've always said that we'd like to be ruled by a nurturing matriarchy, and if we've never said that before, well, we're saying it now. And who better to lead us into a glorious and sexually healthy future than Nina Hartley?

Our dear Nina plays a parole officer in this film! She's assigned to watch over Ash Hollywood, and Ash couldn't feel luckier. Rather than getting POed at her PO (who gives her pots to pee in), Ash feels a pull and a passion for Nina, and honestly, we can't blame her when her PO is wearing her finest lingerie during a meeting. Perhaps Nina feels conflicted about crossing such a sensitive line with one of her cases, but it's her job to help Ash reintegrate into society, and nothing symbolizes that better than scissoring! Boy howdy, do they do a lot of scissoring. Besides, every good correctional figure has a taste for the troublesome, and Nina needs to keep her bad side fresh with a few furious licks of Ash's pussy.

A similar scenario can be found in Jessie Andrews's scene, in which she seduces her rehab counselor, Nicki Hunter. Again, this is definitely against the rules, but Nicki feels its her duty to get this young woman off drugs for good, and some good clit sucking can be a powerful way to detox. Jessie might not open up in group therapy, but she certainly opens up for Nicki's mouth, and when Nicki nibbles on Jessie's labia, mixing little shocks of pain with all that pleasure, Jessie discovers a new addiction that's slightly more acceptable to society. Everybody has their vices, right? Right! So don't be judging nobody.

On a different (yet perhaps not so different) note, Chastity Lynn is desperate to bed her acting coach, Magdalene St. Michaels. We get the feeling that Sweetheart Video is trying to equate acting coaches with drug counselors and parole officers, and you know, the parallels are actually numerous. These authority figures all want to tell ladies how to hold themselves, how to behave, focus, work hard, and fit in with the world of their choosing. As far as we know, there aren't any rules against screwing your drama coach, so Chastity's MILF machinations don't come with as much taboo. We're sure the local theater would just die if they heard about this fireside fuckfest, but they're all gossips anyway.

Oh, and Teal Conrad fucks her dad's girlfriend, Julia Ann, but that's par for the course when you live in the vast, sprawling, isolated Arizona compound known as "Mother Lovers Society 9."

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