More Quebecoise Babes? You Got It: “Camping X-Treme”

All of you were like, "Oh, Ottimo! We loved seeing those Quebeckers screw each other silly! Please give us more of those cute Canadians to quench our thirst for carnal cultural exchange!" And now I'm like, "Can you really call them Quebeckers? That makes me think of 'Becker,' that Ted Danson show."

The point is, yeah, you can totally have more porn from Quebec. We don't know how or why Mile High Media is busting this stuff out, but we wholeheartedly approve of it and will ride this train as far as it will go.

Half of the photos below are just of Roxy Lane, Shana Lane, Sunny Spark, and Kendra White hanging out by their camp site and in their canoe, and despite the fact that they're fully clothed, we're in love with these pics. Look at the ladies with their fishing poles and whatnot, then look at Roxy Lane brandishing that axe. In our minds, it looks like Roxy doesn't know how to fish. In reality, we're the ones who don't know how to fish properly. Also, quartets of babes wearing plaid shirts make us orgasm with the fury of a thousand grunge rock concerts.

Here's an interesting little fact: Roxy Lane and Shana Lane are actually sisters. We appreciate the nonchalance with which this movie handles that. Sure they're sisters, they're on a camping trip together, that's what people do, maybe they'll fuck the same person. In fact, they tagteam a dude on two separate occasions! They do it at night, they do it during the day, and they have perfected the art of not touching each other whilst they use manmeat for all it's worth. We only wish they would high-five when sitting on a guy's face and cock. Strike that, we want a high-ten. They deserve it.

Every scene in "Camping X-Treme" involves at least two ladies, which we guess is the X-Treme part of the film. It gives the whole movie a nice friendly aura; these gals don't have to split up when screwing the person of their choice, they bring their buds along, and that feels natural. It's only in horror movies that people pair off to go have sex (and then die). In real life, hiking buddies look out for each other and keep bears at bay.

"Camping X-Treme" makes us want to go on a hike so very badly, because not only are the babes beautiful, but so are all the surroundings. Our only complaint is that we don't get to see what kind of food they packed for this trip. You know it's probably some simple yet insanely gourmet shit. Those damn Quebecoise do everything right.

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