“Internal Damnation 6”: Get Behind Me, Satan, And Fill’er Up!

It doesn't matter how many of these movies come out, for we will forever be fascinated by the idea of creampies as "damnation." What is it about jizz blasts that's so unholy? Have millions of men been condemning their tube socks to a fiery hell without realizing it?

Let's be honest, men: we realize it. We all know what it means to leave something lying neglected at the bottom of the hamper for fear of judgment/laziness in laundry doing. At least these ladies are independent and can un-damn (or re-damn) themselves as they please (or don't).

When we see Jada Stevens flexing and flaunting her fabulous body around that strange art house--you know the one--we half expect her to slip that giant smooth glass sculpture in her ass. It wouldn't be out of character, and we wouldn't be surprised if there were designated art pieces around the house that the owner has allowed to enter bodies. (If furniture may be juiced-upon, why can't statues be consumed?) Nonetheless, it's equally impressive to watch Jada jump on Lexington Steele's log and let him stretch out her anus. Where does he deposit his load? You'll have to watch to find out.

What does a gal do with herself once she's been internally damnified? Most gals push or pull the jizz out so that the audience may have visual confirmation of the creampie, but we think that's a waste of some good low viscosity fluid. Dani Daniels seems to agree with us, for after she lets Erik Everhard dump his load inside her, she plays with her pussy a little. Why not? Erik may have spent his energy with his essence, but Dani could be ready for round two and now she's got something fun for her fingers to slide upon. Waste not, want not.

Something must be wrong with us, because every time we see Veronica Avluv MILFhandling two huge dicks we're always surprised, and at this point, it's well-established that she's really good at being the meat in a manwich. She took two dicks in "Squirt Machines" and a daunting six in "The Brother Load 4", so why can't we accept the fact that this is a performer who excels at--and clearly loves--group sex? Is there some sort of patch we can wear to help us out?

We don't care how sinister "Internal Damnation 6" makes these creampies sound. Those guys and gals make us happy and their efforts will surely earn them a place in heaven. (But they might not be standing on clouds.)

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