Nicki Minaj Busting Out of Her Bikini

For Nicki Minaj, life is just a beach. For us, it's another day in flesh paradise as she poses in a bikini and sets off an atomic bomb in our pants.

Our pals at Egotastic have the pictures to prove it (link below). They report, that the musical maven was sunning herself at Cabo San Lucas. We wish it was chez our crotch, but we'll take what we can get.

There's something very attractive about Nicki. What is it? We can't put our hands on it—there's a restraining order on us—but we'd have to say it's her boobs. They're large and in charge, as in we'd do anything they tell us to do.

It looks as if Nicki wasn't unaware of the attention she was getting on the sand, though she does her best to act naturally, it's more like she's voguing, striking a pose and all that.

We're striking our own pose, but it's one we can't do in public or we'd get arrested. Luckily, we're in the privacy of our own room and Nicky is inspiring us to express ourselves in the most base and deprived way. God bless her.

There really is something about a girl in a bikini to make us go wild, but we wish she lost the swimwear and posed instead in her birthday suit. That would have been something to celebrate. Maybe she'll blow out our candle.

Via Egotastic