Hands Solo

What do the handless do when they need to do themselves? This is a question that this woman does not need to query herself. We're really posing it as more a Zen koan. It's something to think about and reach enlightenment, or just watch the clip and have an orgasm. The choice is yours. What will you choose?

Really, that's what's called a rhetorical question. You already know the answer. It's obvious. You will masturbate. Now. And you will enjoy it. Why? Because we like you. And she likes herself, too. That's why she's touching herself.

You see, if you didn't already know, when a woman touches herself "down there" she sets in motion a series of very fortunate events that collide in a physical ecstasy that sends the body reeling. It's called an orgasm.

We don't know much about female orgasms. We believe they're real. We've seen it, here and now. But we just never really cared that much about them. We're more interested in our own pleasure.

It's not as selfish as it sounds. Okay, it is. But like placing the oxygen mask on yourself before you put it on another passenger, as your stewardess says before each flight, it is imperative upon ourselves to come first, then the others may enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Hands Solo via Xtube.com