The jug-tastic piece of eye candy Courtney Stodden experienced an epic wipeout yesterday while riding her bike aka doing a photo shoot. I'm not sure if those amazingly huge breasts of yours had anything to do with you biffin' it on your bike, but they sure had something to do with me jerking off. It's so crazy that you have this uncanny ability to actually make a bike wipeout sexy. By the way, loved the outfit. And is it possible for me to take a quick whiff of your bicycle seat?
Via: The Superficial