Give This Downward-Facing Dog a Bone

According to E Online (link below), "'There are a lot of things that separate us in a normal yoga class, like what brand of yoga clothing you're wearing or how you look when you're wearing it,' one attendee told Daily Mail. 'But when we're naked, it's like we're all the same.'"

Speak for yourself. The images accompanying the story are all of gods and goddesses of the perfect body religion. When we take off our clothing there's enough material to make a platoon of sexy yogis. Not to mention the farting, but there we go mentioning the farting.

The article interviews "Co-owners Joschi Schwarz and Monika Werner [who] say the practice is about 'being comfortable in your own skin,' 'knowing...and loving yourself at your core' and 'accepting your flaws.' They claim, 'If you are okay with being naked you'll feel more comfortable in general and can take yourself anywhere in the world.'"

That may be true, but most masturbators we know are bitter and hateful, with very low opinions of not only their bodies but the bodies of most everyone, even the sexy ones. It's easy to criticize, yes, but it's also fun. That's why we do it. And would the teachers kick us out if and when our penises get erect and we resort to the natural solution of jerking them back down to size?

Guess they aren't that enlightened, as it says in all-caps on their website: IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN ORGASM, YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE.

Via E Online