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Best Look Yet at Scarlett Johansson’s Bush in “Under the Skin”

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My God, and blessed be Scarlett Johansson, for she has gotten naked for our sins, and now that we've seen the full-frontal furbush of her sci-fi flick "Under the Skin" we're ready to sin big-time!

These pictures are the best look yet at her daring performance in "Under the Skin," the ultimate date movie, in that we'd all love to have a date with Scarlett. She plays a curvy alien looking for men, whom she lures into an otherworld lair, where they are never heard from again. Sounds like a fair exchange.

The movie is based on a novel by Michael Faber, but, really why read the wordy descriptions of seduction when Scarlett explicitly acts it out without any clothing on? That's a rhetorical question. And if you don't know what a rhetorical question is then good for you! That means you're not literary, but you'll be literally hot and bothered by Scarlett's skin.

Of course, you can visit your local multiplex and see the very moving pictures of the nude goddess blown up to silver-screen proportions, but you'll have to do that in the public setting of a theater. That is not, in our humble opinion, the best way to watch Scarlett. We prefer a more intimate setting: candlelight, wine, nudity.

Now, thanks to us (yea, Fleshbot!), you can have your cheesecake and eat it, too, by which of course we mean...well, you know what we mean. Right? That was also a rhetorical question.