New Hampshire Watches the Most Porn Online in New England

New England is the historic seat of our country, home of the Boston Tea Party and other American acts of patriotism, like masturbating to porn. However, New England has some work to do if it wants to catch up to the rest of the country and its obsession with jerking off to online sex. We know that can-do attitude that has made New England great will help them clear this horny hurdle.

Boston.com has reported on PornHub's recent data on the useage of pornography across this great country of ours (link below), and the news isn't good for our liberal brothers and sisters hugging the northeast coast. According to the article, blue states watch more porn online than red state, but New England is woefully behind such standouts as Nevada, with 166 pageviews per capita.

"In fact, out of the top ten states on the list, only two voted for Mitt Romney in the 2012 presidential election," the article notes.

New England is pathetically limp when it comes to online porn-watching. "Individually, New Hampshire rings in at the 19th level of consumption in the union, with Rhode Island close behind at 20. Connecticut is the next New England state at 27, with Vermont at 37 and Maine at 43—the lowest level of consumption of any blue state in the country."

Consider this a call to arms, New England, remember what Ben Franklin said, "If we don't masturbate together, by Heavens we shall be limp separately." Of course, he wasn't from New England.

Via Boston.com