Mo’ Dick, Mo’ Problems

Every guy wants a bigger dick. Even John Holmes probably wished for a few extra inches every now and then. However, bigger isn't necessarily better, particularly if you want a faithful mate.

A study out of Kenya, of all places, shows that men with larger penises are more likely to be cuckolded by their wives. In a study published by PLOS One, and reported on by The Huffington Post (link below), 545 Kenyan married couples were interviewed with an eye towards determining which factors weighed heaviest in a woman's decision to have an extramarital affair.

Male participants had their erect penises measured, and when all the data was compiled, a shocking trend emerged,

"Every one inch longer penis increased the likelihood of women being involved in extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-half times," the researchers wrote. "Women associated large penises with pain and discomfort during sex which precludes the enjoyment and sexual satisfaction that women are supposed to feel." In fact, one woman interviewed for the study told the researchers the following: "Some penis may be large yet my vagina is small, when he tries to insert it inside, it hurts so much that I will have to look for another man who has a smaller one [penis] and can do it in a way I can enjoy."

The ultimate goal in the study was to determine if female infidelity was the main factor in the recent uptick in HIV cases amongst women in the region. Their hope is that by identifying reasons why these women are having unprotected sex, they can better prevent it.

So guys, embrace your small members. It's likely the only thing keeping your lady by your side.

Via Huffington Post