Kate Upton’s Cleavage Has Its Own Attracting Gravity

Kate Upton made the transition from two-dimensional jerk-off fodder to three dimensional jerk-off fodder, leaping from the page to the big screen, with her big boobs bouncing all the way. So, when Egotastic (link below) captures our busty babe flaunting her cleavage it's a stop-the-presses moment, for these breasts are big time now.

Her 33-35-36 figure is too big for Sports Illustrated. With the release of "The Other Woman," Kate has transitioned to the rarefied world of superstardom. She can't even take a walk in a little city like New York without the cameras coming out to capture her every bump and grind. Kate smiles for the camera and her low top makes us smile.

The thing about Kate's bosom is that it's so large that what she can legally expose on the streets of New York constitutes toplessness for the average woman. In fact, if we could gather up her breasts in our hands knead them, we could easily sculpt a good half-dozen A-, B- and even C-cups out of them. Can you tell this has been a fantasy of ours for a while?

But, of course, we would never do this. It would corrupt the integrity of Kate's hoo-has. We would never fool with perfection, but we will stare at them with our eyes forever perverted by their attracting gravity.

Via Egotastic