Nicki Minaj Makes Us See Stars With Stellar Pasties

We're seeing stars, twice: first Nicki Minaj and then the star-shaped pasties she wore under her see-through top. Why that's five stars: Nicki, two pasties and two boobs! 

Egotastic has the shots (link below) and we have embedded the gallery, and while it's not nudity, we can only say it's better than a visit to the planetarium if you want to view the heavenly bodies. 

We wish there were more facts involved, though. It's just that we were brought up with traditional journalism and tend to fall back on the who, what, where, why and how. But looking at these pictures, even if we can't say what event they were carted out for and where that event took place, we can say "and how!"

The facts are fleeting, but the image of the big-bottomed entertainer and her star-studded sacks will last a lifetime.

If there are any investors out there, we'd like to pitch a geometrically diverse pasties company. Stars are great, and obvious choices for pasties, but what of pyramids to speak to the Egyptian mastery of our ancestry. Or maybe circles or, better yet, bull's-eyes.