Farrah Abraham > Porn Stars, According To Farrah Abraham

There are so few certainties in this world, but one thing you can always rely on is a reality television show star saying something utterly stupid. 

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham parlayed her pregnancy into stardom, and has managed to cram a lot of things into her busy "parenting" schedule like getting fucked by James Deen for a "sex tape," and "writing" a book. Now that it's time to promote the book, she's got to say something that's going to get her back in the headlines, and thankfully she did. 

The Huffington Post (link below) recently chatted with Farrah, and she had some really insightful things to say about how she and the book's protagonist Fallon Opal (Just stop) are "way different."

"Yes, I had a sex tape, the book talks about sex tapes, but Fallon Opal is way different. The story is way different."

I'm sold. Now let's see how long it takes her to set herself apart from porn stars by working in the old "I have plenty of friends that are porn stars" excuse. 

"I think people purposely don't know how to separate what a celebrity sex tape is and a regular porn. I mean, I have wonderful friends who are in the adult industry, they make porn for a living. That's what they always do. Like, payment is different. Like, living your life is different. Taking care of yourself. Everything is different," she explained.

I have a feeling the best is yet to come. Keep talking Farrah, you haven't really indicted yourself yet.

"A celebrity sex tape to me, outshines any other porn star, and any other person who makes porn. Lots of my friends make sex tapes. They can't say, 'Oh my God, I made a celebrity sex tape,' and nobody even knows about it. So there's a huge difference. And that's just what society made of it. It's not me, I don't make these definitions, it's just obvious."

It is obvious how what she did is a celebrity sex tape and not porn because porn hires skilled performers that actually enjoy what they're doing and look good doing, not ones who delude themselves into thinking that they're all of a sudden in a relationship with the guy with whom they shot the video (See Question 17 here).

So what's next for Farrah, you ask? She's writing a Christian parenting book. I've got a great title... "Spare the Rod, Spoil the Cunty Reality Show Star." 

Via The Huffington Post