All The Ladies Love Depardieu

Much like that sweet, sweet French cheese he must love so much, too much Gérard Depardieu can be bad for you. That doesn't stop him from continuing to land film roles as a lothario despite looking like Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock.

Ol' Dick Nose's latest role in the film Welcome to New York has him playing an esoteric billionaire harboring a secret sex addiction. It's the latest film from director Abel Ferrara, best known for unleashing Harvey Keitel's cock on the world in the original Bad Lieutenant. 

So anyway, this is a good news/bad news situation. The good news is that the film has tons of great nudity from such beautiful women as Lucy Campbell, Shanyn Leigh, Emmanuelle Vill, and a lusty lesbian encounter between Natasha Romanova & Raquel Nave. The bad news is, this fucking lummox is right in the middle of all of them. 

(GIF courtesy of Batty for Nudity)

Were the nudity not so great, I wouldn't waste your time, but even this oaf isn't enough to taint such glorious nudity. Enjoy, just proceed with caution. The last thing you want to do is shoot your load right when there's a close-up on this notorious airplane pisser. 

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