Ladies, Take The Batteries Out Of Your Vibrators Before You Fly

Ladies, (and gentlemen for that matter) whether you're checking a bag or not, if you insist on bringing your vibrator with you, take the batteries out of it first. Haven't you seen Fight Club?

Apparently a woman on a Scandinavian Air flight from Sweden to Croatia has never seen Fight Club, because her vibrating carry-on caused a flight delay. According to The Copenhagen Post...

To make matters worse for the bag’s owner, she was forced, in front of her rather bemused co-passengers, to remove the batteries from the device, which had been vibrating away, alerting airport security. 

“Some of the passengers sighed, but most thought it was amusing,” Amanda, 20, the most embarrassed woman on the plane in question, told Metroxpress Sweden. "The worst thing was that the guy who came with the suitcase was really delicious."

The Lid (link below) followed up on the story, and Amanda had even more amusing tidbits to share.

"I do not think it's been embarrassing afterwards. It was embarrassing when I had to pull it [the dildo] out. Now I just think it's funny. I'm very free-spirited and do not really embarrass much," says Amanda.

I'm glad she thinks it's funny. There's honestly nothing funnier than having to sit on a tarmac for an hour because the woman in the seat next to you left her vibrator on.

Via The Lid