Miley Cyrus Goes to the Dogs, and the Dogs Like It

What can Miley Cyrus do to keep her public entertained? She's shown us her body parts, she's twerked, she's spread her legs, she's done stuff with an inflatable banana. But people are jaded and lose interest fast in this time of the Internet. That's why Miley figures it's time to cross the species line and broaden her market appeal. 

On her Instagram feed (link below), Miley writes, "ending the best day ever giving emu baby a shower in my bedazzled space cap cuhhh #shhitsawig." First off, that's no emu, it's a dog. Don't try playing mindgames with us, Miley, we're unequipped for such things. 

The showercap is also a lost style, which I've always found alluring. Sure, it covers the head, specifically the luxurious hair, but it adds a splash of color and a fashionable attire for the head, leaving the rest of the body naked for bath time. Sometimes a little bit of clothing makes a dame look even more naked. 

Via Instagram