Model Brittney Palmer Parties Hearty on Instagram

When it's a Brittney Palmer party you got to get in, especially when those partiers are just like Brittney, half-naked and gorgeous. Now who the hell is Brittney Palmer anyway? Not that it matters. When you rock a body that hard in a bikini our inquisitive mind shuts down and the reptile part of our brain is in control. 

Well, after pleasuring ourselves to her Instagram feed (link below), we did a bit of research on Brittney and learned that she's something called an Octagon Girl, which is odd, because she's all curves from our point of view. A bit more research and we learned that the Octagon Girls are the ring girls of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), you know, those extreme, no holds barred grapplers. 

Brittney is often rated the hottest of these hot cheerleaders. Before she got into the legit business of men beating the shit out of one another she was a model and dancer in the show "Burlesque X" at the Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas. She also has experience holding cards with numbers on them from being a boxing ring card girl. 

But she's destined for bigger things, like our thing, which got really big when Brittney made the March 2012 cover of Playboy and also showed up in the Maxim 100. 

Via Instagram