Emily Ratajkowski in a Too-Small Bikini Top Makes My Pants Feel Too Small, Too

Emily Ratajkowski is too big to fail... at turning us on. She's got the perfect body and is perfectly fine with showing it off nakedly. But even when she's dressed it's a TKO to your crotch, as this post proves. 

Here Instagram feed (link below) is our go-to site for when we need a bit of sexual aid. Ask my partner, it's better than Viagra for getting it up. If you need to ask what it is, then you're reading the wrong website. 

Every time I check out her postings I call the fire department, because I smell something burning. The boys come, sirens blaring and hose down my crotch, but even that isn't enough to extinguish the lust that is heating up my pants whenever Emily is around. 

Here she's wearing a bikini. That's like formal wear for this nudist. But give her the benefit of the doubt. She's not wearing a regular bathing suit, but with a top a couple sizes too small so her cups, which are a couple sizes too big (though, honestly, what is too big when it comes to cup size?), spilleth over. 

I'll drink to that! 

Via Instagram