Would You Buy a Wiener From Courtney Stodden?

I'm not exactly sure why Courtney Stodden is a celebrity other than the fact that she's hot and likes to share her body with her adoring public all the time, which I guess makes her a celebrity. But she's not a celeb without a cause. No, she's a vegetarian and has the lettuce bikini to prove it.

According to Dlisted (link below) "Courtney wrapped her signature lettuce bikini around her non-LEED certified plastic titty balls to pass out veggie hot dogs for PETA on Capitol Hill in DC. Salmonella has never looked so elegant."

That's a mouthful, but not nearly as much as the veggie dogs she was offering to advocate for a meatless diet. I'm all for condemning cruelty to animals, but meat is always on the table, or, more accurately in the mouth, bush or ass. It's what's for dinner. 

ABC News quotes the plastic blonde as saying:

I think that most people would get kind of sick if they would see what the pigs go through. I don’t think it’s asking a lot to have people consider what they’re eating. I think it’s asking a lot of an animal to be abused and to satisfy your own appetite.

Well, yes Courtney, but I'm willing to be abused to satisfy your appetite, if that's what turns you on. 

Via Dlisted