Ring Girl Arianny Celeste Butt Selfie Is a TKO in Your Pants

We all know that Arianny Celeste is one of the hotties who struts her barely clad stuff through the ring between rounds in fights. But on her off hours she's even sexier, lounging on the beach cheek to cheek with another booming body exposing their perfect booty in knit-looking thong bikinis. 

As her Instagram feed shows (link below), this is what beautiful women do. They get half-naked and compare body parts. Then they get offended when men do the same. Well, we don't get half naked. We never do things by half measure, right? But we do say positive things, like: "Great ass!" "Nice tits!" "Are those mirrors on your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

You get the idea. It's a double-standard. Look, we're no feminists. Okay? We don't believe in women's rights. We're much more interested in women's wrongs. They're more fun that way. And we know Arianny thinks the same way, because she's always hanging around a bunch of knuckleheads who beat themselves senses. Just like us.

We're beating ourselves senseless right now! That's why the above copy just barely makes any sense. You try and be coherent when you're hunting and pecking out words on the keyboard while your other hands strokes you into a place where the brain shuts out, short-circuited by an orgasm. 

Via Instagram