Jessica Alba Heats Up the Cover of Maxim

First, Maxim is still publishing? Good. Secondly, Jessica Alba still warrants a cover? Better. She looks hot and all hot women should be photographed for distribution among all media channels. That's just one asshole's opinion. My asshole's. It's always coming up with something.

Did I get the issue of Maxim? No (and you do ask a lot of questions). But I did manage to find the cover and some interior shots of Jessica on the NS4W forum (link below), and that's the next best thing. 

Speaking of breasts, was I speaking of breasts? If not, I was thinking about breasts, because I know that if I'm not thinking about breasts then I'm thinking about tits and if I'm not thinking about tits then I'm thinking about jugs and...well, you get the idea. 

Anyway, Jessica doesn't bare her boobies, but she looks hot in a bikini top, and she's got the legs for the bikini bottom. Her pictures evoke a sexuality that goes beyond nudity. There is such a place. It's a location where people say things like, "Women look better with a little bit of clothing than with nothing at all." It's a crazy place. 

Via NS4W

Via NS4W