Lean, Mean, and Bare Midriff Britney Spears on Instagram

Someone has been working out this summer, and I don't mean me working out all that sexual tension that comes with having a wife and three kids by writing this copy. I'm talking about Britney Spears, who recently posted a picture of her slimmed-down self looking like a different person. 

The Instagram image (link below) had me look once, look twice, look three times, and I still wasn't sure who the hell I was looking at, but I couldn't stop looking. That's for sure. Britney has been out of the public eye, but not her trainer's, who has worked the "Oops, I Did It Again" girl into a toned and sexy beast.

I would go so far as to say she's never looked this good, but then I'm prejudiced. Maybe she too had some prejudices she had to relieve herself of before she could embrace the new healthy body. Now, if only she'd let me embrace that body, things might finally start looking up for me. I'm sure my wife and kids would understand.  

Via Instagram