Genevieve Morton Is a Salty Instagram Selfier

Yes, I know it's not technically a selfie, but I'm playing with myselfie while writing this text about the South African model, Genevieve Morton, so I think the distinction remains apt. Who knows, maybe she tossed her camera up in the air and serendipitously captured this balanced and bawdy look at her from above in only the skimpiest of bikinis that does little to retain her raunchiness.  

What will I do once summer has passed? How will sexy babes like Genevieve fill their Instagram feeds (link below). They'll no longer be in the water wearing a bikini and often less. They'll no longer be kicking sand shoreside or sunning their half-naked bodies. Instead, will they cover up in fur and layers of woolen clothing? I don't think I can make it through a long, cold winter with celebrities sharing pictures of themselves in ski jackets. 

But I get ahead of myself when I should be giving myself head (but, so far, only in my dreams in such a fantasy even remotely possible). Also, I must try and remember that models are not like you and me. They are constantly being shuffled off to exotic locations, almost exclusively in regions known for their sun and fun. So, even as I freeze here, they're out there making things hot for all of us. 

Via Drunken Stepfather