Meet “The Dutch Wife,” The Most Realistic Sex Doll Ever Created

That video is the stuff that nightmares are made of. Between the soulless voiceover and the elevator music, it will take months to shake it from your memory. 

The Japanese company Orient Industry have finally made it easier for people with crippling social anxiety to know what it's kind of, sort of like to touch a real woman's skin. According to The Daily Mail (link below), their new line of Dutch Wives are "the most genuine looking sex doll which comes complete with realistic feeling skin and authentic looking eyes."

They also come with a selection of clothing to prevent the new owner from having to suffer the embarrassment of visiting a lingerie store. 

Potential buyers can also customise the dolls, meaning they can chose the bust size, look and hair colour of their doll.

Company spokesman Osami Seto said: 'The two areas we identified as really needing improvement were the skin and the eyes. 

'We feel we have finally got something that is arguably not distinguishable from the real thing.'

I'd be hard-pressed to argue with that last statement if it specifically refers to those who have never seen an actual woman before in their lives. One thing I know for sure, Nigel Powers won't be going anywhere near this thing...

Via The Daily Mail