I Found It On Etsy 8.14.14

Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website.

Cock Lip Balm Cosy Key Ring by hazelscraftlore

Because a tube of ChapStick just doesn't scream to the world, "I love cock!"

On the Rag: Bleeding Vagina Pendant by LiliMurphyJohnson

Because what woman doesn't want the world to know it's that time of the month?

Vagina Lapel Pin by BottleAndBarrel

I would happily vote for any candidate that sported one of these in lieu of an American flag pin at a debate.

Vintage QUAINTANCE Erotic Nude Male Repro Print "Slave Market" 1952 by nuretro

The perfect gift for your favorite airline pilot...

"JuJu B the Clown"...OOAK pink and black striped erotic ceramic stoneware diLdoll of clay... handmade art pottery Clown dildo by laTeefahDoLLs1898