The Ice Bucket Challenge Is Rita Ora’s Wet T-Shirt Contest

I thought I was sick and tired of the stupid ice bucket challenge, which was just an excuse for rich people to get some traction on social media and not have to pony up a fraction of their wealth for a good cause. It made them seem human, which I know they're not, but then it hit me. I saw British singer Rita Ora do it in her tight top and now I get it. This is the wet T-shirt contest for millennials. 

Of course, I only saw Rita getting soaked thanks to the hairy palms at NS4W (link below) who have the sequential images on their forum. If you look at them fast enough it's like a movie, a very cold and bracing film, but a moving picture none the less. 

The deal, of course, is that you either pay I think only a measly $100 for ASL charity research or have to publically humiliate yourself by having a bucket of ice water poured over you. Now maybe that was humiliating at one point, but it's become like a celebrity rite of passage now, like owning a chihuahua or having a sex tape.

But if more celebs like Rita do it in skimpier and skimpier tops, so we can see those frozen nipples through the wet fabric of their doused top, then everyone wins. 

Via NS4W