Pipedream Debuts Its Latest Love Doll: J-Law Hacked

Pipedream Products achieved tremendous success with their Super Star series of love dolls based on celebrities like Lindsay Blowhan & Katy Pervy, and now they've set their sights on one of the biggest names in Hollywood with their J-Law Hacked Love Doll. 

According to AVN (link below), this doll is sure to be the hot seller this holiday season due to a confluence of events that includes this summer's The Fappening, as well as the box office success of the third Hunger Games film.

“We're not sure what came faster, news of J-Laws leaked selfies or the thousands of guys waiting for this day to finally come! She did the world a favor when her sexy selfies spread across the internet, and now Hollywood's honey is getting naked for the money! If hacked cell phone pics weren't enough to make J-Law our favorite new selfie slut, her brand new blowup doll is proof that this blockbuster babe is ready for primetime penetration! Just add air and this American hustler transforms into America's hooker right before your eyes! There's no silver lining to her 3 love holes, but if you add a little lube they feel great wrapping around every inch of your pleasure rod! Her cloud got hacked so you can get jacked!”

"Nobody creates products with mainstream crossover appeal like Pipedream," said Pipedream Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. "The publicity we receive when one of these celebrity dolls hits the market is priceless. Our customers will definitely experience rising sales as J-Law blows up—literally!"

It feels like Mr. Skin is moonlighting as the Pipedream CEO, doesn't it? 

Via AVN