‘Bikini Avengers’ Has The Hulking Breasts, Butts and Bush Not Even Marvel Can Provide

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Some say theaters have been over-saturated with big budget, comic book films. This point was made in the form of a few half-baked, smug jokes at last month's Oscars and Independent Spirit Awards. Guardians of the Galaxy director and co-scribe James Gunn was none too pleased about this and quickly took to his Facebook page to take those self-centered fucks to task.

I've made B-movies, independent films, children's movies, horror films, and gigantic spectacles. I find there are plenty of people everywhere making movies for a buck or to feed their own vanity. And then there are people who do what they do because they love story-telling, they love cinema, and they want to add back to the world some of the same magic they've taken from the works of others. In all honesty, I do no find a strikingly different percentage of those with integrity and those without working within any of these fields of film.

If you think people who make superhero movies are dumb, come out and say we're dumb. But if you, as an independent filmmaker or a "serious" filmmaker, think you put more love into your characters than the Russo Brothers do Captain America, or Joss Whedon does the Hulk, or I do a talking raccoon, you are simply mistaken.

You tell 'em. I won't see The Imitation Game unless it's on HBO and I lose use of my limbs for two hours. Besides, how can you trash comic book films when they provide so much inspiration for softcore, porn parodies like Bikini Avengers? This smutty, superhero flick stars Cassandra Cruz, Jacqui Holland , Sarah Hunter, Erika Jordan and Beverly Lynne as various  heroes and villains battling for truth, justice and the carpet-munching way. This power-packed blockbuster features all of these vixens fully nude in various states of guy-on-girl and lesbian action. It'll be sure to pack a wallop...in your pants!

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