There’s A Polish Joke In Here Somewhere, I Just Can’t Seem To Find It

While digging through a centuries old toilet in Gdansk, Poland this week, archeologists discovered a leather and wood dildo that dates back to the latter half of the 18th Century. I swear there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't seem to find it. Better keep digging...

According to The Daily Mail (link below), the eight inch leather dildo with the wooden head was discovered during "an excavation at an old school of swordsmanship" in Gdansk. 

A spokesman for the Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments in Gdansk, said: 'It was found in the latrine and dates back to the second half of the 18th century.

'It is quite thick and rather large, made of leather and filled with bristles, and has a wooden tip that has preserved in excellent condition. It was probably dropped by someone in the toilet."

God dammit, I swear there's a joke here. I just know there is...

'Whether that was by accident or on purpose is anyone's guess though.'

Archaeologists at the site earlier discovered old swords leading them to suspect that the place was once a school of swordsmanship.

The artifact has now been taken away for preservation work.

I got nothing. I've let you down, and for that, I'm sorry.

Via The Daily Mail