Can You Handle Julianne Hough’s Hot Mormon Midriff?

There are plenty of people I despise, yet whose appeal I can at least understand. I abhor Kim Kardashian, but she's got a big ass and no moral compass, and I know that a lot of dudes like that kind of thing. Julianne Hough is one of those I just can't seem to figure out to save my life. I know she's got a lot of fans out there though, so here she is lip syncing about having had sex. 

According to the New York Daily News (link below), Hough performed this raunchy number by The Lonely Island on the Spike program Lip Sync Battle, and in addition to showing lots of Mormon midriff, she also embarrassed the shit out of her similarly vanilla brother Derek, who feigned shock in order to turn this non-story into a story.

Imaging a sibling doing the deed is horriflying enough but the "Dancing with the Stars" regular makes sure to really get in Derek's head, by performing provocative moves around the stage while two shirtless men thrust the floor beside her.

Her brother's face says it all as he hides his eyes and looks in shock during her performance. Even Chrissy Teigen's jaw drops at the performance.

I'm sorry, these two are creepier than Angelina Jolie and her brother during their Addams Family meets the Manson Family phase in the late 90s. Just get these two a Vegas act so we never have to hear about them again. In case you're interested in hearing the song she decided to tackle, I've embedded the video below which features Blake Lively and Jessica Alba, two more women whose appeal I just don't understand. Man, what is it about this song?

Via New York Daily News