Skipped Lollapalooza this past weekend. The allure of spending $300 bucks for the pleasure of being soaked in sweat under an unforgiving sun, listening to music on one stage while hearing another band's set bleed through and getting surrounded by thousands of suburban tweens let loose on rich mommy and daddy's dime for three days just didn't sound attractive to me. Not even the chance of seeing Metallica and Paul McCartney before he croaks could sway me. Is there anything cool about going to outdoor music fests when you're not drunk and/or high? Riot Fest is in mid-September with No Doubt, Iggy Pop, System of a Down, Tenacious D and Ice Cube on an AWESOME bill. That one I may have to suck up and splurge on.
If Rita Ora were at Lolla, I would've...still not gone. But I definitely would be on the lookout for any hot pics look the ones from Rita's current Ibiza vaycay. The sexy songstress went for a little rest and relaxation on the Gold Digger yacht yesterday and OMG. Rita could cause a guy's crouch to ignite in her white two-piece bikini that highlights her bouncy booty and her labia majora. You'd think she were in Egpyt, 'cause that's some mighty fine camel toe! It gets top billing in my wank fest!