Here Lindsay Lohan Goes Again On Her Own

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This video of Lindsay Lohan dancing on a yacht is... well, it's something alright. I have no doubt in my mind that in her head, she thought she was being every bit as sexy and seductive as 1987 Tawny Kitaen, but in actuality it's a tad closer to 2015 Tawny Kitaen. The Tawny Kitaen that you more readily associate with OJ Simpson than David Coverdale.

To help Lindsay out, I've taken her yacht dance, stripped the music and incessant wind blowing, and given it a soundtrack more in line with what she was going for. Watching the video looped together twice also illustrates quite nicely the utter lack of movement involved in her dance. Seriously, she physically moves three times in 15 seconds.  

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Boy, that was great. Here's a bonus version I made just for shits and giggles. Keep the fire, Lindsay. It's all some of us have left in this crazy, mixed up world. 

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Via The Superficial