I Wish All Maps Led To Krysten Ritter’s Ass

Krysten Ritter In A Bikini Is Awesome From The Back And The Front

I’m not 100% positive, but it would appear that Krysten Ritter’s bikini bottom is map of some kind. I think I can speak for everyone when I say we wish every single map led us to Krysten Ritter’s ass.  

No doubt that Christopher Columbus would have set out the high seas sooner if he had known that he could have been the first to find Krysten Ritter’s ass. One could imagine there would be many dangers one would face while searching for Krysten Ritter’s ass, but the reward is plain to see. A couple of glimpses at her lovely rear end would make any of us jump into a little dinghy and set sail. Yeah, I know dinghies don’t have sails, but you're missing the point of how freaking hot Krysten Ritter looks in a bikini. And we haven’t even talked about the view from the front. Krysten Ritter’s cleavage is almost as hot as her ass, some might even say it’s a little hotter, but I don’t know if I could make such a decision. To me, the whole package of Krysten Ritter in a bikini is pretty damn awesome.  

Seriously, I’m not much of a traveler, but if I had a map that led to Krysten Ritter’s ass, I could grab my sunscreen and lifejacket and head to out to the ocean.  

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