Great, Now I Want To See Katy Perry’s Version Of “Cats”

Katy Perry's Cat Outfit Makes Me Want To Rum Tum Tugger

Cats is not simply the one soundtrack your great aunt owns, it’s also the worst musical ever written and no one should ever have to suffer through it. But if Katy Perry decides she wants to do some kind of Cats reboot, then I’m going to shell out the $250 bucks to get front row seats.  

While I have a feeling Katy Perry Presents Sexy Cats would probably not be a show to take your great aunt too, I’m sure it would be full of memories you would cherish for the rest of your life. Hell, I’d audition for it and I can’t dance or sing, but I would want to be one of the cats that gets to hold her when she sings on her side. Mostly I want to be the second guy in line, you know, the one that gets to hold her boob. I’m sure that’s the most cutthroat position, but you’ve got to dream big.  

Though, if Cats isn’t your thing, it would also appear that Katy Perry is bringing back “walk like an Egyptian” only this time it’s not really walking and it’s way, way sexier than the original. Maybe it’s “kick like an Egyptian” or “flash your crotch like an Egyptian”, either way I hope someone makes a hieroglyphic of it.  

It’s good to know that Katy Perry really gives it her all in every live show she does, but I have feeling if you aren’t right in the front row you should just save your money and wait for the pictures.  

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