University of Texas Austin Students! Get Free Protest Dildos From Our Store!

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As you have read here, students at the University of Texas Austin are protesting a new law that permits concealed handguns on campus by carrying dildos around. The new law goes into effect on August 1, 2016, and the student movement is using the hashtag #cocksnotglocks on Twitter and Instagram.

Our online store is offering free dildos to the first 69 students who send an email to Gamelink VP Jeff Dillon at Jeff at Gamelink dot com. Those 69 students will also get a 20 percent off coupon towards the purchase of any additional dildos. Any other students past the first 69 will receive a coupon code for the 20 percent off the dildo of their choice from the store. Interested students must email a scanned or photo image of their student ID to be eligible for the offer, and they must also do the same with an ID, like a driver’s license or passport, which proves that they are 18 years of age or older. They must include their shipping address where packages may be received.

It is damn insane that a dildo is illegal on that campus but a gun is completely OK, but I guess sex is dangerous...