Beer, Brats, and Blow Jobs: Everyone Wants Oktoberfest Sex

PornHub's Insights blog is among the most interesting and insightful analytical publications around (in my humble opinion), and their team never misses a major world event or holiday when it comes to data gleaning. The month of October is particularly eventful, thanks to Pumpkin Spice Latte season, and they recently did an entire post about Oktoberfest, the best celebration of beer in the world. 

Your Brain on Beer and Brats 

While the original festival takes place in Munich, Germany, it's celebrated around the globe. Few things go together quite like beer and sex, so PornHub dissected data from Oktoberfest, both in Germany and worldwide. The results are literally fascinating—and I don't take the word "literally" lightly.  

People really, legitimately want to see Oktoberfest porn while the festival is going. After breaking the data down to the day and finding that Oktoberfest searches in Germany peaked the Monday after the second weekend, they had one major hypothesis: People went to the festival, skipped work on Monday, and then got off thinking about doing their weekend one better and getting some head with that Hobraü.

Aische Pervers, a German porn star famous for her outdoor scenes is also a major search this month, probably because, well—sex outdoors is sort of mandatory for festival sex. And also pretty hot.  

My first thought: What, exactly, is Oktoberfest porn? Is it a bunch of women dressed up in those dirndl dresses, getting boned by men wearing lederhosen on wooden tables?

It turns out, the answer to that is: sort of. But the majority of the Oktoberfest vids take place at the festival itself. It's basically footage of sexy time that went down while you were presumably eating a Bavarian festival. In celebration of people's penchant for daydreaming about things that are unfortunately illegal, I've hand selected a few amateur Oktoberfest scenes for you watch, courtesy of PornHub. In an effort to keep the experience as authentic as possible, please pour yourself a tall pilsner before proceeding. 

This one is easily the most popular one on the interwebs, and it goes down right in the middle of the action:  

Ah, security didn't like that one so much. Bummer. This one actually does feature Aische Pervers wearing a dirndl dress, so hey. There you go. 

Speaking of dirndl dresses, that word alone saw a major spike in traffic this month. Evident in this video: 

Ultimately, all this confirms what we already know: Whatever you're doing, you'd probably rather be having sex.