Forget the Eggplant—Now There’s a Real Dick Emoji

In light of my recent eggplant emoji article, I figured it would be worthwhile to dig back into the world of sexting emojis. After all, though poignant, eggplants and peaches are just common produce, and nothing is less sexy than vegetables. Lo and behold, they've crafted an entirely new emoji language that includes penises—lots of penises. 

Called flirtmojis, they're explicit and hilarious emojis that you can use to sext. Or to make fun of your friends. Or to mess around with when you're bored. It's entirely up to you. The upside: They are incredibly anatomically accurate. The downside: They are scary AF. 

Not sure how I feel about this...

And don't worry. It's not just the peen that you'll find on flirtmoji. 

Yes, that's a butt for "booty call." Other flirtmojis include a strap-on, squirting, a taco, a girl hugging a dick (yes, you read that correctly), a banana wearing a condom, a group of swimming sperm. So, you know, everything you could possibly think of. 

Flirtmoji is unfortunately not an app because both Google and Apple censor their store's content (booooooo), but you can pull up the page in Safari or Google Chrome and copy and paste the emojis directly. It's not quite as easy to access as the eggplant (especially if you use it, eh hem, frequently), but it's much more illustrative. In fact, I'd say it's as illustrative as it gets. 

I'm not sure when you'll need an image of Boob Planet, but you know what they say: A picture's worth a thousand words.