Never Cut Your Own Hair, Unless You Are Jemima Kirke Topless

Long hair. Don't care. Going for the mom-who-had-a-tough-year-who-doesn't-feel-like-brushing-her-fucking-hair look. pic.twitter.com/6DXZZDfLM3

— Jemima Kirke (@jemimakirke) October 21, 2015

It's Dangerous to Run With Scissors, But Cutting Your Own Topless Is Safe

One time, back in college, I decided that I could totally cut my own hair. Needless to say, it was a disaster and I was laughed at—rightly so—for the terrible job I had done. If you don’t learn anything else from me, I hope you learn to never, ever cut your own hair… unless you are a topless Jemima Kirke. Then by all means, cut your own hair topless and post a video on Twitter.  

I think I speak for everyone when I say I really hope there is a longer video out there and that Jemima Kirke will post it soon. We all really want to see her new hairstyle. It’s kind of a tease just show her cutting one side of her hair and not seeing the finished product. I have the strongest feeling that Jemima Kirke’s hair shortened to just above her boobs looks pretty good. And I have a stronger feeling that seeing her shorter hair and her boobs looks pretty great. Getting a haircut always makes me feel great, and when you change the style, well, you have to show it off the world. So come on Jemima Kirke, show us your new hairdo! We can’t wait to tell you how amazing your hair and your boobs look!  

When it comes to cutting your own hair, having long hair probably helps. Also, having great boobs probably also helps because if it looks bad, at least your boobs can distract everyone.  

Via Jemima Kirke on Twitter

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