Robin Bone Is A Sexy Pole Vaulter, Not Much Else To Say…

Try And Focus On Her Sexy Body, Not The Pole Jokes... If You Can

Oh boy, this is going to be a tough one. A sexy pole vaulter from Canada. So many jokes about poles: going up north, vaulting, so on and so forth. I’m kind of afraid I’ll forget that the most important thing is that Robin Bone is real and she is, in fact, a sexy pole vaulter. Oh god, her last name is Bone and she works with poles! Stay focused, stay focused…  

I don’t even know if pole vaulter is the correct term, and to be honest, I’m not going to look it up to find out. Yeah, I could totally say that she’s great with a pole, she knows how to work the pole, I bet she vaults into bed, and all those other pole vaulting jokes, but I’m not going to do that. Instead I’m going to focus on the sexiness that is the body of an Olympic athlete. Sure, she plays for the other team (USA! USA! USA!), but that doesn’t take away from how sweet her body is. True, I’m a big fan of fit, athletic women, but Robin Bone might move to the top of my sexy athletes list. Which is hard for me to even think about with the entire USA Women’s Soccer team currently taking the top spot, but damn Robin Bone is impressive. Everything about her is impressive: her body is impressive, her athletic ability is impressive, her outfit is pretty damn impressive, oh man, Robin Bone might the sexiest athlete right now.  

See, when you stay focused on the hotness that is Robin Bone, Canadian pole vaulter, then you don’t even think about how she spends her day with long poles in her hands. Oh damn it… Robin Bone is hot.