Move Over Childhood Memories, Need More Space for Thoughts of Olivia Culpo in a Bikini

No More Dreams of Summer, Only Dreams of Olivia Culpo's Underboob

Growing up, nothing quite hit the spot like an orange soda on a hot summer day. Sure, some people find orange-flavored soda (or any kind of fruit-flavored soda) to be gross, but to me it taste like summer. Orange soda and summer are forever linked in my head. Well, they were linked in my head until I saw Olivia Culpo sipping on orange soda while in a bikini. Now orange soda is forever linked to Olivia Culpo’s hotness.  

I’m not sure if I should be disappointed that orange soda and summers aren’t linked in anymore in my memory. Having the fond memories of my childhood be replaced by thoughts of Olivia Culpo in a bikini doesn’t seem like such a bad thing. I mean, my childhood was so long ago, and was it really that great? Splashing around in a pool, cookouts, and all those summer adventures were great, I guess, but I don’t know if they are as awesome as the 2012 Miss Universe in a bikini. Yeah, I think I’m OK with having more thoughts of Olivia Culpo and her cleavage in my head instead of drinking orange soda while catching fireflies by the creek. You had a good run, summer memories, but it’s time to put those aside for Olivia Culpo and her sexy bikinis.  

Even though I don’t really drink soda anymore, on a warm summer day I often wish for an orange soda. Now, whenever I see the brightly colored drink, all I’m going to want to do is look at more pictures of Olivia Culpo in a bikini.