Anyone Else Worry Jennifer Lawrence Is Hot Enough To Start A War?

Jennifer Lawrence's Beauty Could Launch A Thousand Drones

I have to say that sometimes Jennifer Lawrence worries me. She doesn’t keep me up at night because I think she’s going to go nuts and start wearing trash bags and yelling at the moon for stealing her candy; nor do I fear that she’ll stop acting and we won’t get to see her anymore. No, what I’m afraid of is that she is so hot she might start a war.  

Look, history is on my side here, remember Helen of Troy? She was the most beautiful woman in the world and Paris (the Prince of Troy) took her and that started the Trojan War. Now, we have Jennifer Lawrence and she is the most beautiful woman in the world and could you imagine what would happen if someone abducted her? She would forever be known as the face that launched a thousand drones. Seriously her beauty could very easily start a war and we have started wars for less, so why not for something so beautiful as Jennifer Lawrence. If you think this sounds crazy, you should stop for a moment and think about how you feel when someone says “Oh, Jennifer Lawrence, she’s not that hot. I don’t get the big deal about her.” Kind of fills you with a bit of rage, right? I felt the same bit of rage just typing those terrible words. No, imagine if someone took her and told us we would never see the beautiful face of Jennifer Lawrence again. There are only three words to say: This. Means. War.  

I do feel confident that no one in their right mind would try and steal Jennifer Lawrence, and honestly I can’t think that many Princes left in the world. So, we should have many more years of enjoying Jennifer Lawrence and her incredible beauty.  

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