Does the Ocean Feel Happier When It’s Splashing on a Nude Candice Swanepoel?

A Nude Candice Swanepoel Always Makes Us Happier

There are those out in the world who say nature has feelings—that the trees feel love, flowers bloom when you say nice things to them, and if you are sad, sometimes it rains. Well, I don’t know if I believe any of that, but I do think the ocean is happier when it splashes on a nude Candice Swanepoel.  

Some say that everything in nature gives off energy, and while most people think that’s just crazy talk, it’s not so much of a stretch to say that if the ocean did give off energy or feel our energy, then having a nude Candice Swanepoel near would make it feel something related to happiness. I mean, when we see Candice Swanepoel nude on a beach, it makes us happy. We give off a glow, we radiate some kind of warmth after our eyes get the pleasure of seeing Candice Swanepoel’s boobs or Candice Swanepoel’s ass or Candice Swanepoel completely nude, so is it so odd to say that maybe water is happier when it’s on the nude body of Candice Swanepoel? I mean, we are made of water and we share some atomic particles and chemical compounds with water, right? So, why can’t water be happy because of a nude Candice Swanepoel?  

Maybe one day someone will build a machine that will tell us if trees or flowers or water give off energy or has reactions similar to our own emotions, but until that day, let’s assume that a nude Candice Swanepoel makes everything on the planet happy.  

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