Elsa Pataky Shows Off Her Best Backside on the Red Carpet

I Don't Think Elsa Patasky Has a Bad Side

Look, I don’t really know what to say about Elsa Pataky and her see-through dress other than, “Damn.” I know I could make a hundred jokes about whales and whale tails, but I really think Elsa Pataky’s thong-baring dress is no laughing matter.  

Whenever I hear people talk about their “good side” when it comes to taking photos, I often roll my eyes. I don’t know if I buy that whole good side/bad side argument when it comes to taking pictures, but damn it, Elsa Pataky has me rethinking everything. No doubt Elsa Pataky is showing off her good side on the red carpet, but then again, which side of Elsa Pataky is the bad side? I don’t think she has one. She looks pretty smoking hot from every side as far as I can tell. Though, if needed, I will gladly comb through lots of Elsa Pataky photos to see if I can, in fact, find a bad side. I know it will a long and hard job, but I am willing to do what it takes to see if Elsa Pataky is truly hot from every side.  

So, if you’ve got a whale tail or harpoon joke, go ahead and keep them to yourselves. Elsa Pataky and her fantastic see-through, thong-showing, ass-displaying dress deserves our respect, not our jokes.  

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