I Don’t Say “Merry Christmas”, I Say “Happy Topless Ana Braga!”

Ana Braga Wants To Wish Us A Merry Boobmas

There are those who out there who say there is a “war on Christmas” because people don’t want to say “Merry Christmas” and instead they say “Happy Holidays!” But the reason I don’t say Merry Christmas has nothing to do with warring against Christmas, but I just prefer to say “Happy Topless Ana Braga!”  

You know, it’s not about what you say, the actual words you use, it’s all about the spirit behind what you are you saying. You are trying to put into words the warmth, the happiness, the true spirit of the holiday and seasons. For me, nothing makes me happier during the holidays than Ana Braga wearing nothing more than panties, a hand bra, and a Santa Hat. Just take a moment and say it out loud; “Happy Topless Ana Braga!” You don’t have to scream it out loud, but say the words, don’t just think them. If saying those words don’t feel you with the holiday spirit, then try looking at Ana Braga’s cleavage and try saying it again. And after that, if you still aren’t filled with holiday cheer, then you probably hate the holidays.  

There is no War on Christmas. So, say whatever you want, say what is in your heart, say what makes you feel in the holiday spirit the most. This is a time of joy and nothing brings more joy to my heart than a topless Ana Braga.