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It's almost a week before Xmas and I haven't done any shopping for gifts yet. I'll probably get started tomorrow while I'm out seeing Star War: The Force Awakens. People love gift cards, right? A $25 gift card to Applebee's is what everyone wants under the tree! I hate malls and prefer to do my shopping online but USPS and UPS is usually ASS when it comes to timely package arrival and/or theft. This is always a pain in the ass. I like to keep things easy for everyone else when it comes to getting me gifts by only asking for money so I can buy my own stuff. A new Fleshlight is something you gotta get yourself! It's my own Xmas miracle. Ho ho Ho!
Speaking of miracles, Demi Lovato is currently on vacay with her douche boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama. Fez's new show Minority Report has already been cancelled by Fox, so it's back to That 70's Show residuals and hourly goatee trimmings for our boy Willy V. Demi on the other hand is putting a capper on an awesome 2015 by soaking it up at St. Bart's in a nice, black, booty hugging, one-piece. Demi Lovato's bikini body is cool for the summer, winter, spring and fall!