Whatever Bridget Malcolm Is Selling, We Are Buying

We Need More Bridget Malcolm . . . Much More

Bridget Malcolm, I have no idea what you are selling—maybe sheets, maybe fur coats, shirts or not wearing shirts, I really don’t have a clue. But whatever it is, I’m buying. I’ll buy sheets, fur coats, shirts or not-shirts; whatever it is, if it means we get to have more you, I’ll buy it all.  

If you haven’t gotten the chance to gaze upon Bridget Malcolm before, then it is probably one of the best introductions you could ever get. No doubt Bridget Malcolm laying nude in a bed is a memory you are going to want to cherish for all of your days. I’m sure there are some out there who have known about Bridget Malcolm for a while now, and if that’s the case, don’t be smug about it. Instead, engage your new friend in conversation about all the great things about Bridget Malcolm. Personally, I’d love to chat with someone about the awesomeness of Bridget Malcolm’s sideboob and sidebutt. Sure, they are both great, but how great are they? See, there’s a conversation starter for you.  

I have a strong feeling that this only the beginning of Bridget Malcolm and her sexy career. I think I speak for all of us who can’t wait to see more Bridget Malcolm and by more Bridget Malcolm . . . well, you know what I mean. Topless. I mean a topless Bridget Malcolm.